"You will want cause and effect. All right."
What's your deal?
I'm Teddy Sloth, and this is a site where you can read my stories. They're mostly weird furry sex stories about things like giant spider people, forced feminization, and cock transformation. (That's when you get turned into a penis, for the uninitiated.)
Can I get in contact with you?
Sure. I invite you to follow me on Twitter. Or send me an email, or hit me up via Fur Affinity. It's always nice to hear from like-minded perverts.
Can I pay you to write a thing? Do you have a Patreon?
In the past a few people have offered to commission me to write stories about whatever turns their personal cranks, which is very flattering, but I have to decline. It takes me long enough to get my own ideas out and I have no shortage of those. Nor do I have a Patreon or any kind of paywalled content. It's all free, baby, right here.
Didn't you have another site?
You may be thinking of cockify.me, which currently is just an alternative domain for this site.