teddy sloth's terrible stories
"You will want cause and effect. All right."
Thomas Pynchon
What's your deal?

I'm Teddy Sloth, and this is a site where you can read my stories. They're mostly weird furry sex stories about things like giant spider people, forced feminization, and cock transformation. (That's when you get turned into a penis, for the uninitiated.)

Can I get in contact with you?

Sure. I invite you to follow me on Twitter. Or send me an email, or hit me up via Fur Affinity. It's always nice to hear from like-minded perverts.

Can I pay you to write a thing? Do you have a Patreon?

In the past a few people have offered to commission me to write stories about whatever turns their personal cranks, which is very flattering, but I have to decline. It takes me long enough to get my own ideas out and I have no shortage of those. Nor do I have a Patreon or any kind of paywalled content. It's all free, baby, right here.

Didn't you have another site?

I got lazy about renewing the domain and lost it to a shady registrar, so I got a new one, overhauled the site, and here we are. Everything that was there, is here.